My Bucket List

Everyone has things they want to do in life but what I want to talk about aren’t the things they want to become or the gold at the end of their rainbow. No, what I want to talk about are the little things that get you by in life, those small things you want to do at least once in your life before you die. A “Bucket List” if you’ve watched that movie.

I’ve been asking some of my friends at school at what they wanted to do in their lives at least once. I’ve had to explain it a second time when they all responded with stuff like “Get a good job”, “Have 3 kids” or stuff like that. Most of them then couldn’t really think of anything interesting but Faizul gave me a really good answer, “Go to the UK and make fun of a British Indian’s accent in front of him” lol. I’m betting Russel Peters is to blame for that

When I told them what I wanted to do the most common responses I got were “Nice!”, “You are scary” and plenty of lol’s. Can’t say I blame them, most of the things on my list are very odd things to do at all. I’ll have lead a great life if I even manage to do half of the things on my list though.

Here is the list of things I want to do before I die. Orange for complete and Red for partially complete:

1. Publish a story
2. Write a traumatizing horror story
3. Build enough gunpla to fill a room
4. Make dream home
5. Make several secret bases and safehouses
6. Meet an actual arms dealer
7. Start a meme
8. Blow up a bomb in a pool
9. Fire a sniper rifle
10. Kick down a door
    
11. Trick someone into drinking pee
12. Wear a longcoat and do the “Have a look!” pose!
13. Make a Miku song
14. Stand on top of a tower, laugh madly with arms crossed when it’s windy
15. Quote Gurren Lagann epicly
16. Cause an “Oh. Shit.” moment (Several in fact but not on a massive scale yet)
    
17. Make an epic ORZ pictogram
18. Learn to throw swords ala Gilgamesh
19. To stand in the middle of a field of swords
20. To dual wield guns
21. Kick asses in one on many fight
22. Set someone on fire and watch
23. Wear a Fedora Hat
24. Wear a top hat
25. Wear a completely white suit
26. Eat something made from a 2m+ long fish/shark
27. Kick a guy into a pit
28. Create a virus using either biotech or programming
29. Play with giant dominos
30. Eat a chicken at a KFC in Kentucky
31. Chuck a swordfish
32. Fulfill some random prophecy
33. Witness an exorcism
34. Make a pope joke in front of the pope
35. Fire a railgun or watch a railgun fire
36. Jump out of a flying aircraft
37. Have a big damn hero moment
38. Learn how to use a whip like Indiana jones
39. Use a sledge hammer to bust down a Mac in front of mac lovers.
40. Chase or get chased by a bunch of penguins
41. Release a horde of turtles unto unsuspecting victims
42. Take part on one of Anon’s hacking events
43. Catch a boomerang in mid-flight
44. See the gundam statue up close
45. Snatch someone up from the street with a moving van like a kidnapping
46. Wear a hazmat suit in public and bring along a fake Geiger counter
47. Get on an official wanted list
48. Set a trail of oil/gunpowder on fire
49. Perform a real life rick roll
50. Scale a building
51. Visit a prison
52. Own a Harisen
53. Trick the media into reporting a fake and unbelievable story
54. Trick someone into thinking that I’m a hitman sent to kill them
55. Set a new world record
56. Throw a paper airplane from a skyscraper
57. Ride on a hovercraft
58. Solve a real life detective mystery
59. Encounter an actual amnesiac
60. Meet a former KGB/CIA/FBI/MI6 agent
61. Become a living legend somewhere
62. Eat a slice of the best damn pizza in the world
63. Create an original PC game
64. Play Yoko Shimomura’s “The other Promise” on a piano
65. Eat a roast duck
66. Swim in ice cold waters in the north
67. Get 1000 people to sign a petition
68. Make an old friend go “GAH! It’s you!!”
69. Remind old friends of nicknames I gave them ten years after not calling them by their nicknames
70. Take part in a scavenger hunt
71. Make a movie
72. Get reported on by CNN/BBC
73. Get a visit from all UN countries in the world
74. Eat takoyaki/ramen in Osaka
75. Shop at Akihabara
76. Troll people using a TV broadcast
77. Perform a Spinzaku Kick
78. Hypnotise someone using a pocket watch
79. Figure out how to do a Shoot the Moon trick
80. Fire a watermelon using a catapult
    

I'll add more later. I do realize that a lot of those things aren't as grand as climbing a mountain but most of those things are things I want to do For the Lulz - some even cross into the For the Evulz region. I am looking forward to the day when I can finish off this entire list