Hardcore Poke’mon Pics from /b/

A few days ago a random member of Anon came up with the brilliant idea of requesting hardcore Poke’mon pics in /b/. This piqued my interest as we all inherently understand that real life versions of these cute little mons would be serious threats to human lives. I also understood that this being /b/ someone would definitely take a shot at it with the more depraved interpretation of the word ‘Hardcore’ but fortunately for me no one rose up to that possibility while I was raiding the thread for awesome pictures hence nothing for me that I would wish to unsee. There may have been a new popo meme that got started but who knows if it’ll take off elsewhere.

Sadly, the thread is most likely gone by now as threads in 4chan are deleted if they aren’t bumped often enough so I have taken up the duty that non-/b/tards get the chance to see these awesome pics. Bear in mind that some of these pictures also have some traces of nightmare fuel in them so I’d rate this post to be at least PG-13 so kids, BEWARE.

Steelix

Red Gyarados

Arcanine

Pinsir

Feraligatr

Charmeleon

Venasaur

Togepi... Ugh

Scyther

Raichu

Mr Mime

Haunter

Gengar... Under your beds!

Koffing... is what happens when you smoke!

Beedrill! Your drills are the drills that pierce the heavens!!

Butterfree

Electabuzz

Cubone

Lapras

Sandslash

Tentacruel

Geodude aka Stoner Voldemort

Shiftry

Fuck Yeah! Magikarp!

Arbok

Blaziken

Aerodactyl

Kabuto... I don't know if this is a real animal or not

Kabutops

Alakazam

Ninetails. Apparently they destroy villages.

Articuno

Zapdos

Moltres

Lugia

Lucario

Darkrai

Mew... Fuwa Fuwari Fuwa Fuwaru...

Mewtwo

Groudon. Click for Epicness!

Last one and I love this but please don't feel offended:

Fuck You Too Sandshrew!!