Omegle Trolling 1

Feeling a bit of burn out from translating so I decided to go troll people on Omegle. I've come up with quite a good number of interesting chats with random people through there and have convinced so many people of things so ridiculous that they just can't be real. Let me share with you the five I came up with today.

Dying Agent

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: help me
Stranger: hi
You: I'm dying
Stranger: why?
You: I must tell my story to someone
You: I am a former FBI agent
You: The govenment put a hit on me
You: I just killed two agents and the third is dying right in front of me right now
Stranger: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Murder Confession

You: Would you listen to my story?
Stranger: Really want to
Stranger: please..
You: I just killed a man
You: God has abandoned me and I just killed one of His creatures
You: The police will find me soon enough
You: I didn't mean to
You: I panicked
You: He was going to do something to me
You: And I stabbed him in te neck with a piece of glass
You: I ran away from the scene but they already found the body yesterday
You: I am hiding out in a cyber cafe
You: Please say something *By this point they stopped trying to reply*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How do I do this?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: How do I say hi?
Stranger: ....by typing hi.
You: then how do i say hello?
Stranger: the same way
You: I see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ginpyt esreveR

Stranger: male here. dc if u please
You: ih
You: elam
You: 02
Stranger: what?
Stranger: errr
Stranger: hey there
You: daer uoy t'nac
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How to lose an omegler in two words

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: not horny
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I had five guys telling me they were horny just before that. Two of them claimed to be 20 year old women.

I would have tried to make some more interesting ones but I kept getting delayed messages and server disconnection messages for some reason. I did have this one chat with a korean schoolgirl as a rather ridiculous character who dealt with porno-loving catholics but she took me seriously and I ended up with a serious chat that just would be just sad to show. Sigh~